Implants are like iPhones.

Implants are like iPhones. Ninety-percent of people get it just because only the best have them, and to show them off as much as they can. They are expensive and you pay all of this money for something that isn't that great in reality. At first, everyone wants to see, but after a few months it's old news.

I am writing this post because I want to tell the girls that have hips that it doesn't mean to throw that donut you want to eat into the trash. Eat it. In fact, have another one if you want. Because women, real women are supposed to have hips, and a butt, and boobs, and yes-even a stomach. According to People, and those stupid magazines, a size 2 is a universal size. So Jessica Simpson, who is five-foot-one should wear the same size jeans as Taylor Swift, who is six foot tall. If a celebrity doesn't lose their baby weight in say...two weeks, they are obviously slacking. I mean come on. [insert eye roll here]

Let me tell you something, just because you can't walk down the beach in your bikini feeling like a supermodel, you should act like one. If you act confident in your swimsuit, who can you fault you? According to Ezine Articles, confidence gets the guy. ' Men love confident women. So in order to have better dating experiences, you need to be much more confident in yourself. ' is what it says.

I think actually that is insane that I actually have to blog about women to feel confident, like they shouldn't all ready. Why does everyone focus so much on bodies? That's what I want to know. Like, I have a face, does that count for anything? It could be gorgeous but you are stuck on the extra five pounds that made its home on my hips. I am not going to lose any weight for other people. I don't have the drive because it doesn't affect my health at all. I am not obese, and I rarely get sick. So what if I have to wear a size 12 in Old Navy jeans (which have ridiculous sizes by the way) ? No one can look at my face and guess my jean size.

I have the body of a woman. Great, right? Not when you are a freshman. Guys don't appreciate it now and it is very frustrating. They all just want the skinnnnnnnnniest girls with the flattest chests. And besides all of this body image and all that, where does my personality become a factor?! If a guy writes you off after seeing you in a bikini, don't lose weight for him or any of that. It shows he is shallow and doesn't appreciate you for you. But guys are not very smart about their approach when it comes to telling a girl they are curvy. For example, here is the conversation I had with a kid today.
Me: "the only bathing suit thats clean is my polka dot orange one"
him: "Oh, you have better."
me: "what does that mean?"
him: "i just mean that you have better suits. that one isnt really that flattering"
me: "so youre saying i shouldn't wear it because i look fat?"
him: "NO! thats not what i said"

WHAT DID HE SAY THEN? God guys are just dumb. And for Kris, that conversation was with Davis. Gag me.

But anyway to wrap this up, body image is based on your relationship with yourself. Not how other people look at you when you walk down the beach. And don't get implants or change yourself to look like the celebrities. Just like iPhones, you will never stop paying for them.